A man came home to his wife late one night after working all day. Tired, but a little horny, the man climbed into bed to join his already sleeping wife.

He started to stoke her back, then her ass and then started feeling up her tits.

"Stop honey," she said with a level of annoyance, "I have a gynocologist appointment in the morning and I want to be fresh for it."

"For shit's sake woman, I'm sure you don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow too!"