Yo ma'ma so fat........
A hungry lion wanted to attack her, but she scared him away.

She uses up a whole cotton field for a tampon.

She went to a steak house for dinner and ordered a whole cow.

She sneezed and caused a shock wave the size of a nuclear blast.

She weighs more than the Sears Tower.

A single roll of fat takes up a whole county.

She fell down and knocked the Earth out of its orbit.