Yo mama so fat.........

She went outside in a red dress and the neighborhood yelled, "Hay Kool-Aid!"

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Her waist size is Equator.

She went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.

The last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

God said "Let there be light" and told her to move her fat ass over.

When her pager goes off, people think she is backing up.

Even Bill Gates can't pay for her liposuction.