Two dogs were walking through the desert and they were getting realy hungry. They looked off in the distance and saw what looked like a bacon tree.
The First dog told the Second one to wait there while he went to check it out.
When the dog got close to the tree, it started shooting at him.
The dog turned around and ran back to his buddy.
He screamed, "That's not a bacon tree! It's a 'Ham Bush'!"