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Bar Ducks

Three ducks walk into a bar and they all sit down.The bartender asks the first duck what his name is.

"My name is Huey,can I get a beer?" says the first duck.

"Sure Huey,so,how's your day been?" asks the bartender

"Oh,it's been great,I've been in and out of puddles all day".

So the bartender gives him the beer and walks up to the second duck and asks what his name is and what drink he wants.

"My name is Dewey,can I get a shot of whiskey?

"Sure,so,how's your day been?" inquires the bartender.

"It's been great,I've been in and out of puddles all day".

The bartender then walks up to the third duck and says

"If he's Huey,and he's Dewey,then you must be Louie right!" exclaims the bartender.

"No sir,I am a girl duck" says the puzzled duck.

"Oh shit,I'm so sorry Ma'am,what is your name?"

"My name is Puddles."
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