An atheist was running from a bear in the woods and he could not lose this bear no matter how hard he tried. He yells out" god help me." GOD appears and says to him "I have tried to get you to come to me for years" the atheist says you are correct and I wont ask anything from you but to make this bear one of your christains. GOD says "ok I will do this for you." The bear catches up to the atheist and falls to his knees and says "thank you LORD for this food I am about to eat."
bohankeeton Uploaded 04/23/2008