Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the

Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy

Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them

to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.


In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer

costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first

candidate.


*Ting-a-ling*


"Oh, Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed

in your lack of control. Go take a long, cold shower and

pray about your carnal weakness." The candidate leaves.


The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate,

slowly peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil

drops:


*Ting-a-ling*