There was this rich man who enjoyed collecting Crocodiles and Alligators and he kept them in his swimming pool.

One night when he was hosting a party, he said '' whoever can swim from one end of my swimming pool to the other side alive can either have 1 million dollars or my daughter'' so he waited a moment...
And no one stood up, so he turns away, when all of a sudden he hears a great big splash and there is a guy swimming as fast as he can to stay alive, and he makes it, so the rich man says '' so what will it be? 1 million or my daughter?'' and the other guy says '' listen, i don't want your money or your daughter, i just want the bastard that pushed me in!''