A blonde woman was in deep financial trouble, so decided
to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a
local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree
and wrote this note: I've kidnapped your child. Leave
$25,000 in a plain brown bag behind the oak tree in the
park by 7:00 am tomorrow. The note was signed: The Blonde.
She pinned the note inside the little lad's jacket and told
him to go straight home.

The next morning, the blonde returned to the park to find
$25,000 in a brown bag, just as she'd been instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note: Here's your money.
I can't believe one blonde would do this to another!