Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Q: What do you call the skin around the vagina?

A: A woman.

Q: Did you hear they're taking seatbelts out of Cadillacs?

A: They decided velcro on the headrests is much more efficient.

Q: What do you throw a drowning Indian?

A: His wife and kids!