hat's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.

What's the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're
in...definitely!

Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!


How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

When does a cub become a boy scout?
When he eats his first Brownie