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Quick Animal Jokes

So theres two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?”

What do you call a monkey in a minefield ?

A Baboom !

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

Which day of the week do fish hate?.......

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