One weekend, a husband, and wife were up in the mountains and had been out for a walk. As soon as they got in, the husband complained that his hands were cold.

"Go on," said his wife. "You can put your hands between my legs to warm them up."

A little while later, the man went out to get some firewood, and complained of cold hands when he came back.

"You can put your hands between my legs," said his wife, so he did.

A while little later, he went to go get some apple cider at the store. When he came back, he said his hand were cold. Finally, his wife exploded, "Why can't your ears ever be cold!?!"