HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I got rear-ended this morning on the way to work.

There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the other driver
got out of his car and . . . you know how sometimes you just get sooo
stressed and then suddenly some little thing will strike you as the
funniest thing in the world?

Well I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF!
He stormed up to my car, looked up at me, and said, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So I looked down at him and replied, "Well, which one are you then?"



. . . and that's when the fight started . .