"I finished the Oreo's"

"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!"

"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl!"

"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. BOY, that's gotta hurt!"

"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!!"

"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

"Get your OWN ice cream."

"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

"GOT MILK?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

"Man! That rose