An Englishman a Scotsman and a Chinese Man all work at a construction site. The boss designates them a simple task each.

"Scotsman, see that pile of sand over there? sweep it up!"

"AYE"

"Enlgishman see all that gravel? Go shovel it away"

"Okay"

"Chinese Man you are in charge of the suplies"

"Ok Boss"

later the boss returns to see the work untouched.

"Scotsman" He said " i told you to sweep up that sand"

" But i asked the Chinaman for a broom and he went away and didnae come back!" he replies

"Englishman!" He bellows " i told you to shovel away that gravel"

"Yes you did sir" He replies " But i asked the Chinaman for a spade and he buggered off!"

" Where is that chinese man" The Boss asks

The Chinese man leaps out from behind the sand and shouts "SUPLIES!"