Chuck Norris, Google, and a Unicycle

Chuck Noris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris Died 3 years ago, Death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.

A popular from of suicide is typeing Chuck Norris into Google and clicking "i'm feeling lucky"

On the set of Walk Texas Ranger the term "break a leg" was first used as it lucky if you came away from the set with only a broken leg

Ghosts are a phnomenon that has occured becuase Chuck Norris kills people faster then Death can Process them.