A redneck was seated next to a charming little girl on an airplane when the trailer-trash turned to her and said,
'Letsa' talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with ya' fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger,
' What would you like to talk about?'
' Oh, I dunno,'
said the stranger.
' Hawbout' Nuclear Power?'
and he smiles with his three teeth missing.
' OK,'
she said.
' That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The redneck, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I dunno."
To which the little girl replies,
' Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't even k