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Initiation Rite

An anthropologist was working with an African tribe, and in order to better understand their society he asked to undertake the initiation rite for the tribe. After speaking to the elders he was told that he would have to prove his fortitude by drinking a whole bottle of whiskey down in one, prove his strength by wrestling an adult gorilla and prove his masculinity by spending the rest of the night making love to one of the tribe's young women.

On the night of the ritual, he downed the whiskey in one and went into the gorilla's pen. The tribal elders listened to the terrible shrieks and screams from the pen, and after a while they went to the pen to let the man out. The gorilla was cowering in one corner, and the anthropologist, covered in scratches and bruises, staggered out slurring "Righ' where'sh thish woman I gotta wrestle then!!!"
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