A man standing in line at the local supermarket notices a woman standing behind. She's holding a half gallon of milk, 1 T.V. dinner, and a magazine. The man looks to her and says "ma'am, you must be single?" A little embarrassed the woman replies "yes I am, i suppose the items i am buying kinda give it away" The man says, not really, your uglier then shit!"
dyn4life Uploaded 05/20/2008