Short night out
Posted on Monday, April 30 @ 00:34:36 CDT by JokeCrazy

Bar/Drunk Jokes A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."

The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity, replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?"

The husband replies, "No. I'm turning the off the heat."