Too Kinky
A man and woman are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a few drinks, the man turns to the woman and asks why she looks so down.
“My husband just left me,” she says. “He thinks I’m too kinky in bed.”
“What a coincidence! My wife just left me,” the man replies. “She said I was too kinky for her!”
Ten minutes later, back at her place, the woman says, “Let me slip into something more comfortable,” and she goes into the bathroom to change into a leather dominatrix outfit. But when she returns, the man is walking out the door.
“Where are you going?” she asks. “Didn’t you want to have kinky sex?”
“Well,” he says. “I just screwed your dog and shit in your purse. I’m done!”
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