Last year I went to Spain and came to a small restaurant in Malmo. I sat down and the waiter offered me the menu. I noticed the special of the day was called "grande huevos". I was curious so I asked the waiter what it was... The waiter replied "Sir, that is the testicles of the bull that lost last night."

So being an adventurous guy when it comes to food I tried it and I actually enjoyed it.

Well my trip was winding down after being in Spain for a week so I decided to go back to Malmo and give the grande huevos a try again. So I went and ordered it but this time I noticed the portions were a lot smaller. Well I ate it anyway but asked the waiter why was the portion so small.

He replied, "Sir, the bull doesn't lose every time."