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A woman visits her accountant to file her taxes. He asks her, “What’s your occupation?”
The woman says, “I’m a hooker.”
The accountant balks and says, “Oh, that’s too crass. Let’s try to rephrase it.”
“How about ‘prostitute’” the woman suggests.
“That’s still too crude,” he says.
They both think for a minute, then the woman blurts out, “Let’s say I’m a chicken farmer.”
“What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?” the accountant asks incredulously.
The woman answers, “I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
The woman says, “I’m a hooker.”
The accountant balks and says, “Oh, that’s too crass. Let’s try to rephrase it.”
“How about ‘prostitute’” the woman suggests.
“That’s still too crude,” he says.
They both think for a minute, then the woman blurts out, “Let’s say I’m a chicken farmer.”
“What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?” the accountant asks incredulously.
The woman answers, “I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
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