so this guy right, jerry, he likes to jog around the lake each morning, one morning wile jogging he sees a little girl crying,
when he got close to his surprise the girl had no arms and no legs, so he asks her "hey girl why you crying" and she replies " i've never been hugged before" takes a look around no one around so he hugs her,
next day, same jog around the lake and he sees the same girl with no arms and no legs crying. so he goes and asks again "why are you crying little girl" she said " i've never been kissed before" so he looks around and gives her a kiss.
next day he jogs around the lake again, same girl with no arms and no legs still crying. so he asks "why are you crying again" she said 'i've never been fucked before "
so he looks around picks her up throws her in the lake and says
" THERE NOW YOUR FUCKED "