Harry goes to his twentieth high school reunion, and sees an old friend. The guy has on a three-corner hat, he has a peg leg, a hook on his right hand, and a patch over his left eye.
Harry says, "This is a reunion, not a costume party. What's up?"
The guys, "I always said I wanted to be a pirate, and now I am."
Harry says, "What happened to your leg>"
The guy says, " My first day on board ship, a cannonball blew off my left leg, so they gave me a peg leg."
Harry says, "How'd you wind up with a hook?"
The guy says, "The second day, I got my right hand sliced off in a saber fight, so they gave me a hook."
Harry says, "How'd you wind up with a patch over your eye?"
The guy says, "The next day, a bunch of seagulls were flying over us. I looked up, and one of them shit in my right eye."
Harry says, "A little bird shit shouldn't cause you to lose an eye."
The guy says, "It was my first