Science and religion are trapped in a dark room and they can't see anything.
Science: Uh hello, is anyone here?
Religion: Hey man, my name is religion. What's up?
Science: Oh hey, my name is science. Man it's dark, I wonderwhat's in this room.
Religion: You didn't know? This room is filled with dragons.
Science: Haha, bullshit.
Religion: Don't question me faggot, I've been in here longer then you, I should know what's in this room.
Science: Oh well I just remembered I have a flashlight in my backpack.
Religion: Oh, uhh... You don't have to turn that on, uhhh... I already told you what is in the room so there is no need for your flashlight.
Science: I just want to see what's in the room.
Religion: Dude don't, you'll piss off the dragons.
Science turns on the flashlight.
Science: Where are the dragons?
Religion: Fuck you!