Little Mary falls asleep in Sunday school class every Sunday
So the teacher gets tired of seeing Mary asleep in class
So she asked Mary "Who is our Father?"
The little boy behind Mary sees her asleep so he pokes her with a
pencil to wake her up Mary screamed "Lord Almighty"
The teacher says "Very good Mary"
So Mary falls asleep again
So the teacher sees her asleep in class again so the teacher asked Mary "Who died on the cross for us?"
The boy sees her asleep and pokes her again to wake her up
Little Mary screamed "Jesus Christ"
Again the teacher say "Very good Mary"
So Mary falls asleep again
Then the teacher sees Mary asleep again
So she asked her a hard question "Mary what did Eve say to Adam after they had there 27 child?
The boy pokes Mary again
Then Mary says "If you stick that thing in me one one more time I gonna break it in half"