A black man found a bottle. When he picked it up a big puff of smoke came up and a very large man came out of the smoke and said " I will grant you 3 wishes, but be careful what you wish for!"

The man was confused but thought "Hey I'll give it a try"

Wish number 1: " I want to be white." Said the black man

Wish number 2: " I want to be skinny." Said the fat black man

Wish number 3: " I want to be surrounded by pussy at all times." Said the fat ugly man.

The man that was granting the wishes thought for a minute and smiled and then started to laugh to him self, he said "Are you sure thats what you want? "

Fat ugly black man said "yes, thats always what I've want!"

Wish granter shrugged his sholder and said "suit your self"

Black man was confused

Wish granter said: " PUFF!!! NIGGA YOU A TAMPON!"