Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are all stranded on an island and captured by barbarians. The barbarians tell them they're going to kill them, skin them, and then use their skin for boats. They tell them they can choose their own weapon and kill themselves for honor. The brunette chooses a gun and shoots herself in the head. The redhead chooses a knife and stabs herself in the heart. And the blonde chooses a fork and stabs herself all over. Then she turns to the barbarians and says, "Well your boat's gonna have a leak in it!"
i_know_jack Uploaded 05/30/2008