Florida Crazy Law
# Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

# It is considered an offense to shower naked.


# You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

# It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.

# Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

# If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

# It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

# You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

# Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

# It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

# A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.