3 men were hunting in a forest when they were captured by a cannibal indian tribe. The tribe brought the 3 men to the indian chief, who stated "If you can complete 2 tasks, we will set you free, but if you fail either task, we will kill and eat you. Your first task is to go out into the forest and bring back ten of any fruit and bring them back here." So they go out into the forest, and the first man returns with 10 apples. The big chief said "Very good, now take all ten of those apples and shove them up your ass with out changing your facial expression." So the first man got half of the first apple in his ass and he started crying, so the indians killed him and ate him. Then the second man came back with 10 grapes. The big chief said "Very good, now take all ten of those grapes and shove them up your ass with out changing your facial expression." So the second man starts putting the grapes in his ass and he gets all the way to 9 when he looks up and sudde