Q:Why did HEllen Kellers dog kill itself
A:Well if your name was aaaaaaaaaaadadsdwq! you would kill yourself to.

Q:How did Hellen Keller get punished?
A:They put a plunger on the toilet or they told her to sit in the corner in a round room

Q:How come Hellen Keller couldnt call for help when she feell down the well?
A:She was wearing mittens

Q:How did Hllen burn off her ear?
A:People called she picked up a cig

Q:How did she burn off the other ear?
A:Same people called back.