Two terrified men are sitting in a doctors office. Noticing that he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, one man says to the other one "Hey, what's wrong buddy?" The other guy says "You see man, I have this green ring around the base of my dick. I'm really worried." The man replies "Hey! That's crazy, I'm in here because I have a red ring around the base of my dick, and I'm also really worried". The man with the red ring is called first to been seen by the doctor. He comes out smiling and says "It's okay! It was nothing, I'm totally fine!" Relieved, the man with the green ring is called into the doctors office. After an examination, the doctor says "It must be amputated". "WHAT?!" the man protested. "But the other guy was fine!" "There is a big difference," began the doctor, "Sir, between lipstick and gangrene.