Par

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?”

“Yes.”

“Did you hit her with that golf club?”

“Yes. Yes, I did,” the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.

“How many times did you hit her?”

“I don’t know. Four…five…six…put me down for a four.”
Rate This:
(30 Ratings)
Bookmark: Digg! StumbleUpon Toolbar Post to MySpace!





Comments Turn comments off

Please login to add a comment.


Media Details

Submitted By: ebaum

Date Added: 85 weeks ago

Featured: 85 weeks ago


Tags: marriage wife

Views: 75,571 / Comments: 120

Url