Three moms are gathered around in a living room talking about their daughters. There's a brunette mom, a red-haired mom, and a blonde mom.

The brunette mom exclaims, "I was looking around in my daughters purse yesterday, and I saw cigarettes. I can't believe my daughter smokes."

The red-haired mom says, "Oh, that's nothing! I was looking around my daughter's room and saw a beer bottle! I can't believe she drinks!"

The blonde mom then says, "Oh please....I was snooping around my daughter's purse and saw a condom. I can't believe my daughter has a dick!"