3 Explorers get lost in the African wilderness, they get caught by a local tribe.
The Chief says to the first explorer "You can either choose death or CheChe."
The man says "I choose CheChe"
The Chief calls CheChe, a huge man 7 foot tall and over 400 pounds, CheChe rips off the mans dick, makes him eat it, and then breaks his neck.
The Chief asks the second man
"You can either choose Death or CheChe"
The man unaware of what happened to the first explorer says "I choose CheChe"
Once again CheChe rips the mans testicles off, makes him eat them, and then breaks his neck.
The Chief says to the third explorer "You can either choose death or CheChe"
The 3rd explorer, a big man with a mustache says "I choose Death"
The Chief says "Very well, you shall get Death, by CheChe."


Authors note: I did not make this joke, it was something I saw on a TV show called "The Shield". Was very funny in the show,