These three guys managed to get to the top of the Empire State Building to show off the length of their manhoods.

The first one opened his fly and let it out. Wheeeeeeeeew. Twenty stories. "Top that," he said.

The second opened his fly and let it out. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeew. Twenty-five stories. "Top that," he said.

The last guy opened his fly and let his out. Wheeeeeeeeeeeew. Down it went. Suddenly, he started to shift from side to side in jerky movements.

"What happened? Crabs got you?" asked one of the other guys?

"No. I'm dodging traffic!" he replied.