The Bear's Mistake
ILikeIt
Published
06/05/2008
It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave.
His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and
bones, with big circles under his eyes.
His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter
like you were supposed to?"
"Hibernate? Shit Mom, I thought you said masturbate!"
His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and
bones, with big circles under his eyes.
His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter
like you were supposed to?"
"Hibernate? Shit Mom, I thought you said masturbate!"
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