A man from Saudi Arabia, named Abdul, was bragging on an airline flight. Abdul said that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

A gentleman form Florida was listening incredulously. "Why that is amazing," he remarked. "Where I come from there is only one way."

"Just one?" Abdul asked. "And exactly which way is that?"

"Well," the American gent began, "there's a man and there's a woman . . ."

Abdul interrupted and exclaimed, "Praise Allah! Number 80!"