Mrs. Helen Harrington, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure," she lamented to the woman next to her.

"Well," the other lady replied, "what's wrong with that?"

"He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings," replied Mrs. Harrington.