The sky was dark, the moon was high.
All alone, just she and I.
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue.
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how, but I tried my best.
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart,
When slowly she spread her long legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame
All at once, the white stuff came.
At last it's finished, it's all over now -
My first time ever at milking a cow.