Sure Wish I Could Do That!
Two drunks are sitting in a bar. In the corner across from them there's a dog just lickin' and lickin' away at his balls. The first drunk turns to the other and says,"Man, I sure wish I could do that!" And the other one turns to him and says, " I bet if you go over and ask real nice, he'd let ya!"
i_know_jack Uploaded 06/07/2008