A young boy was playing with his little brother one day, when he turned to him and said, "You know what, you're 9 and I'm 10. I think we're old enough to start swearing, don't you?"

"Sure, but what swear words should we say?"

"Well I think hell would be okay. And ass is okay too."

"Okay, but, how do we use them?"

"Well just follow my lead, you'll catch on."

So the next morning, their mother woke them up for breakfast. As they were sitting at the table, she asked the oldest boy, "What would you like for breakfast?"

He scratched his chin, thinking of what he wanted. Then he said, "Hmm, I don't know.. um.. ah hell I'll have Cheerios."

His mother became outraged, grabbed him by the ear and pulled him up the stairs. Left at the table, the little brother, heard her yell "Get in your bed and don't come out until dinner!"

She came back downstairs, furious, where the little boy sat at t