Airline Announcements contd4
studmuffin75
Published
06/09/2008
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake
City. The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, 'That was
quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you
it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't
the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt'
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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on
with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt.
Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt
against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning
bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way
through the wreckage to the terminal.'
City. The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, 'That was
quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you
it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't
the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt'
****************************************
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on
with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt.
Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt
against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning
bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way
through the wreckage to the terminal.'
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