one day a lady walns into a fishing store. she picks up a reel for her husband. it has no tag so she takes it to the front desk. she says "sir i need information about tjis reel could you help me?" the man responds " sorry ma'am i am entirely blind but if you drop it on the desk, i can tell you what it is by the sound it makes. she doesnt belive him but drops it anyway. the man says "thats a top of the line uglystik reel and its on sale for $20 today. amazed she says "wow, its amazing that you can tell by the sound! ill take it!" the man rings it up. the lady reaches for a credit card in her wallet. she drops it and the man says "that sounds like a master card!" she bends over to pick it up when she breaks wind. she is embarrassed at first but realizes the man is blind and wouldnt know who ripped it. she gets right back up and the man says "that'll be $34.99" the lady says "now, you said the reel was $20!" the man says "y