One day a mother cow and her 3 baby cows were in a meadow.
The first baby cow goes, "mama why did you name me Daisy?" Then the mama cow says, "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
The next day, another baby cow asks, "mama why did you name me Rose?" Then the mama cow replies, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.”
The day after that, the final cow goes, "AFKDLFDSAJFKDSKFDSAFHJSDHJASHJDFA!!!!!!”
Then the mother cow shouts, "Shut up cinderblock!"