"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's
gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went,"
he replied. "But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished
his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore,"
protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could
watch your ball," his wife pointed out. The next day
Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the
ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do
you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well,
where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the
distance. "I forgot."