A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Tthe woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it wa s fantastic. Are you a doctor?
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'*