Scotsman has just made a new kilt, but has a yard of tartan left over. He decides to give it to his girlfriend as a Christmas present, so he puts on the new kilt and visits her to see how she likes it.
"Hi, anything new?"
"Yes, don't you see?"
Sorry, I don't
He wiggles his hips. "Now?"
"Still nothing"
He spins around, flaring the kilt out a bit. "You see something new?"
"Sorry, I am sure I should, but I just don't"
He spins around as fast as possible, flaring the kilt all the way out.
"You sure you don't see something you never saw before?"
"Well ... I gues I do"
"Great, and I do hope you're liking it, because you're getting a yard of it for Christmas.